April 2016

“I can resist everything except temptation.”

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” ~Robert Heinlein

“My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.”

I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?

Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.

Viewer discretion may be advised, but it’s never really expected.

“Those who can not change their minds can not change anything.” ~George Bernhard Shaw

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

“Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.” ~Groucho Marx

“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.” ~Robert Heinlein

“Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie” ~Mae West

I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but with the letters in alphabetical order, the way they should be.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.

14% of all people know you can use statistics to prove anything.

“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

The reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself.

The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL?

Standard logic works sideways in this area due to the influence of the occupant.

I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.

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