I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don’t have as many people who believe it.
“The universe never did make sense; I suspect that it was built on government contract.” -R. Heinlein
I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” ~Mark Twain
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
A splendid combination of talent and trouble…
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
They’re only trying to make me LOOK paranoid!
Without geography, you’re nowhere.
Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don’t know and I don’t care.
Why is the symbol for anarchy always written the same way?
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket.
“You have to be odd to be number one.” ~Dr. Seuss
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
“Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.” ~Robert Heinlein
Common courtesy and good manners are so rare now, people mistake them for flirtation.
“There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.” ~Mark Twain
Maybe I’ll become an evil genius and destroy the world and THEN I’ll feel better.
Let’s just say I don’t respond well to authority.
Some times the only solution is to find a new problem.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Death or compliance -now that’s not too much to ask for, is it?
The face is familiar but I can’t quite remember my name.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room.
Yes, I do speak autocorrect.
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
I prefer to remain anomalous.