January 2017

​”I reject your reality and substitute my own!” ~ Adam Savage

is bringing sexy back. Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I never should have been allowed to purchase it in the first place.

Remember: First you pillage, then you burn.

Some people have a way with words; others not have way.

So, what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (sesquipedalophobia) – The fear of long words.

“People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.” ~George Bernhard Shaw

Seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’.

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” ~Groucho Marx

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

I changed my iPad’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Friction can be such a drag!

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

“She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.” ~Mae West

Trust your calculator; it’s something you can count on.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Stupidity got us into this mess – why can’t it get us out?

If space & time are the same, can I be five miles late?

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

“There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.” — Franklin D. Roosevelt

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.

“Let’s think the unthinkable, let’s do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.” ~Douglas Adams

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