I try not to be overly burdened with sanity.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
“..the ways of God and government and girls are all mysterious, and it is not given to mortal man to understand them.” ~Robert Heinlein
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
Gone crazy, be back shortly.
Some things man was not meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.
Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
No, my powers can only be used for good.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” ~Groucho Marx
I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
I would organize my thoughts but I’m afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
“If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it to himself.” ~Kris Kristofferson
I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.” ~Mark Twain
“Authors and wizards are not always to be trusted; nobody can explain a dragon.” ~Ursula K. LeGuin
I don’t see you, so don’t pretend to be there.
Is it weird in here or is it me?.. Yeah, I thought so.
“Fear is the foundation of most governments.” ~John Adams
I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
“Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.” ~Groucho Marx
“Those who dance are considered insane by those who can’t hear the music.”
Always remember, you are unique – just like everyone else.