Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night’.” ~ Charles M. Schulz
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, we couldn’t make water, an important ingredient in beer.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
The worst thing about censorship is ∎∎∎∎∎∎.
You know better than to trust a strange computer.
I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.
Spending a year dead for tax purposes.
If you think things can’t get worse, it’s probably because you lack sufficient imagination.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Reality is just one option.
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
The meek are getting ready…
Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
Time paradoxes will have given me a headache.
Evolution is God’s way of issuing upgrades.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories…
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.
Change is inevitable; progress is optional.
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm!
The obscure we see immediately, the completely apparent takes longer.
“We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about ‘and’.” ~ Sir Arthur Eddington
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
“Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.” ~Mae West
A good pun is its own reword.
“I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change that here and there.” ~Richard Feynman
How’s everyone holding up? It’s just crazy out there! I’ve killed 25 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?